It’s no secret that cats love cat nip. The problem with cat nip? The fact that it makes cats go a little crazy. But, once they start having it, it’s hard to stop. Hence, creating a menace kitty. A cat that has no boundaries, and will do as they see fit, without even taking a second to wonder what you have to say about it. This ladies and gents, is your cat’s brain on cat nip…Please take a second to read these important catnip dangers and share them with your cats. Nip: Not even once.
1. I can see through time!!!
2. Trying to make out with a dolphin isn’t normal.
3. Girls used to think I was hot.
4. We used to dream about getting an apartment together.
5. Attacking a deer in your yard isn’t normal.
6. Running away from a cow with the same coloration as you isn’t normal.
7. I live in a filing cabinet.
8. No one would believe that my teachers used to call me “the cream of the crop.”
9. I used to be the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world!
10. Duuuuuuhhhh.
11. Sleeping in a basket with a hat made of flowers isn’t normal.
12. My mom knows I’d never hurt her.
13. I used to be my family’s chief breadwinner
14. My dream was to be a concert pianist
15. I used to light up the room whenever I walked in.
16. My owners always said I looked cute when I was sleeping.
17. Wearing a diaper as a helmet isn’t normal.
18. Pretending you know how to use a bathroom scale even though you are just a cat isn’t normal.
What’s the craziest thing your cat has done on cat nip? Share with friends!
