This is the extreme version of going out for essential groceries, only to come home with ten tubs of ice cream. A Reddit user who calls himself “u/_SetSailForAss” revealed that they went out to buy some food from their local McDonalds, only to impulsively adopt a kitten on the way home.
Aptly enough, he chose to name the kitten “McChicken” as a homage to his original errand. The cat is apparently a sweetheart until he feels playful, and that’s when he gets to be nicknamed “Toe Killer”. Ouch.
A commentator described the cat as a “teeny fireball” which is a rather accurate way to put it, based on the sole image posted by the cat owner.
The cat is around 6 weeks old and is apparently the size of the McChicken’s bun.
A comment on a cross-post of the same owner said what we all had in mind, for sure. If only it was financially viable to do it all the time.
Other commentators have different ideas…
It’s clear that the kitty is well-loved and in a loving household (despite the owner’s activity on the notoriously capitalist r/WallStreetBets subreddit) and will be living their nine lives to the fullest.