Is your cat kneading you? Don’t ever think that’s a sign of affection. The monster is probably checking everything to find out your weakness. Does your cat bring you dead animals? Did you think it was a gift? That’s a warning. We think that cats are loving members of our families, but what about their dark side? I’m not sure if you’ll believe me, but I’m pretty sure they’re planning our demise. We probably need a protection program from these monsters. Here are proofs that all cats in the world are plotting to kill us:
1. Why would a cat want to be buff? To kill us.
2. Learning to walk like a human to replace us
3. Isn’t this choking someone?
4. This one’s looking right at your soul for the taking
5. “The fck you looking at?”
6. Cursed_stare
7. “Your stupid cage won’t be able to hold my eye beams”
8. Definitely a serial killer’s laugh
9. Congrats, you have found the bottom of SCP-087
10. Caught on tape
11. “Hello my good and merciful cat please do not vaporize me thank you” – owner
12. Plotting. Always.
13. “Please tell Mary that I love her, I think this will be the last time you’ll hear from me.”
14. Cursed_eyes
15. If your cat was bigger, it would eat you. Trust me. Believe me…
