Breaking Meows: 13 Scandalous Headlines From A Newspaper For Cats

There is no denying that cats have quite the adventurous life. They’re always seeing what they can experiment with next. There is simply no stopping them. Their hunger for discovery is unlike any other animals’. So, if if there were a cat newspaper reporting on all things cats, the breaking headlines would obviously be quirky and funny just like them. Cats really do make the world go round….

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String Theory Experiment Suspended After Tragic Accident Befalls Scientist

2

Incriminating Cuddle Photos Leaked: Is It Treason?

3

Primitive Human Technology Streamlines Travel Between Food Room and Fortress

4

Household Survey Confirms: Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

 

5

New Theme Park Ride Met With Little Enthusiasm

6

Fearless Feline Defends Against Attack By Levitating Automaton

7

Ongoing Battle Against Gravity Claims Juvenile Victim

 

8

Human Rejects Attempts at Negotiation; Hunger Strike Continues

9

Peaceful Afternoon Nap Interrupted By Unidentified Yellow Object

10

Local Cat Finds Record Breaking 22 Hiding Spots In Studio Apartment

11

Search For Elusive Red Dot Reaches New Heights

 

12

Doppelganger Sighting May Indicate Existence of Mirror Universe

13

Humans Think They’re So Darn Funny

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