1If you live with a cat, then you’re quite simply obliged to provide it with the very best living conditions.
2Pay attention to providing your cat with only the very best company.
3Of course, cats know how to take care of themselves.
4They prefer dinner to be served to them in a formal setting, however.
5Make sure they approve the menu before cooking their meal.
6This never fails to go down a treat. Just remember to remove the lemon.
7Remember that a well-fed cat is a happy cat.
8Give cats all the privacy they need. Always knock before you enter!
9The last thing you want to do is offend your cat, right?
10Of course, even if he does take offense, he won’t get much further than the edge of the couch…
11Don’t be surprised if your cat decides to swap beds. You just have to accept the new rules.
12Remember, it’s hard work being such a magnificent animal.
13Whatever mistakes he makes, you really have no choice but to forgive him.
14And never forget to give your kitty presents on occasions.
15As well as a relaxing massage.
16Even Jean-Cat van Damme needs love and attention.
17A handsome fellow like this deserves only the best. And he knows it!
18Sometimes, cats show how grateful they are for your care and attention by helping out around the house.
19Sometimes they’ll even teach you to sing!
20Or to dance.
21And they’re experts at falling over gracefully.
22But above all, they know how to enjoy life!
Cats are like the fountain of youth, they keep you young. Share with friends!