When you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking smack about:
When someone asks you “Did you lose weight?” like it’s some kind of compliment:
When you’re home alone but you hear a creaking noise in another room:
When your roommate makes too much food for dinner and asks if you want the rest:
When you can’t execute a pose in yoga class and you just sit there hoping no one else notices:
When a new bagel place opens up near your apartment:
When your waiter brings out food and you’re trying to tell if it’s for your table:
When someone wears Uggs to a wedding:
When you open your laptop in a meeting and “Party in the USA” starts playing at full volume:
When you hear your roommate yell “Who ate the last Girl Scout cookie?!” two rooms away:
When someone uses the word “irregardless” in earnest:
When a crying baby on the subway is testing your last nerve:
When you run into that kid you had a class with senior year but you can’t remember his name:
When someone with a clipboard stops you on the street and asks “Do you care about children?”:
When your friend is dating someone new and they’re in that annoying “puppy love” phase:
When you get a G-chat from your boss that says “Do you have a sec?”:
When you go to a wedding and it’s a cash bar:
When something rings up at the register for cheaper than you thought it would be:
When you really want your friend to come to a weird party with you so you don’t have to go alone:
When your favorite character gets killed off a show:
When you get to work and you can’t remember if you locked your front door:
When your significant other gets you a present for your anniversary even after you agreed NO PRESENTS:
When you get home from vacation and open the fridge and it smells like something died in there:
When you drop your phone and you’re too scared to pick it up and see the damage:
When you see a righteous booty from across the room:
When you just remembered you forgot to text your friend back…days later:
When someone tells you they actually enjoy Justin Bieber’s music:
When a parking space opens up RIGHT in front of the store you’re going to:
When you’re not even through your front door and you can smell someone’s baking something marvelous:
When someone tells you they don’t really like pizza:
When you try to take a quick shower before the delivery guy shows up, but you hear the doorbell right when you put shampoo in your hair:
Don’t lie, you know you LOL’d through each one of these! Share with friends!
