“What’s on my face?”
“Give me more now!”
“It’s so greeeeeeeen…”
“My tongue is numb! My tongue is numb!”
“This is the best-tasting rug EVER.”
“Yeah, but I only do it on the weekend.”
“Is this really happening??”
“I think I’m staying in today…”
“It’s like I’m one with the vinyl flooring.”
“I’ll clean it up later…”
“I’m gonna stay here for a while.”
“OMG. OMG. OMG.”
“That was cute when you were three.”
“Am I upside down, too?”
“I’ve got a problem.”
“Sweet dreams are made of this.”
“I see dead people.”
“I’m never going inside again!”
“When did they say they were coming back?”
“Where is it? Where is it?” Where IS IT?”
“OK, fine. I had a little.”
“It’s the best meal EVER.”
“If I make it disappear, it was never here.”
“I’m a plant! I’m a plant!”
“Me like you upside down and stuff.”
“We honor you, almighty catnip!”
“Yeah, I’m set for the weekend.”
“It’s better over here. Trust me.”
“I know it’s in the center. I know it’s in the center.”
“Is it really mine to keep?”
“It’s… it’s all over me!”
“Why did you cut me off?”
This cat who was trying to protect you from this blue snake.
“I’m sorry. I’m having trouble focusing right now.”
“Was I supposed to have ALL of that?”
“Weeeee!”
“Must… find… dry… land.”
“Blackjack!”
“I forgot how to do this.”
“Get near me right meow and I’ll claw you.”
Anyone have a catnip milkshake to wash this down? Share with friends!