1“Sorry, You Just Missed Them. They Left This Morning, Something About Egypt…”
2“Here I am. Come all ye, worship me.”
3“It’s Cool. I’ll Take the Top Bunk.”
4And Then The Little Baby Jesus Was Carried Off By The Catosaurus. The End
5The Jesus In Our Crib Is A Bit Fat, Furry And Pointy Eared… But Undeniably Cute!
6“Well I Didn’t See You Guys Lining Up to Give Mary a Lunch Break.”
7“I Noticed the Scene Was Missing an Angel. You’re Welcome.”
8“And the Three Wise Men Brought Gold, Frankincense, and Purr.”
9“Uh Oh. We Got a Wise Man Down.”
10“Seriously, All These Cows and Not One Bowl of Milk Among Them?”
11“Make Sure to Get Me from My Holy Side.”
12“I Just Wanted To Get A Closer Look At the Baby Jesus”
13“Sorry, Folks. Visiting Hours Are Over.”
14“Please Wash Hands Before Approaching. No Germs Around the Baby.”
15“What? Mary’s Running Late, I’m Just Keeping Her Seat Warm.”
16“Oh, Sorry. Was This Manger Taken?”
17“Sorry. Your Name Does Not Appear to Be on the Guest List.”
18“Anyone Else Notice That the New Bench Seems a Bit Pointy?”
19“But What if the Angel Needs Back-up?”
20“Round the Clock Surveillance = Nailing It.”
21“Seriously? I’m the Only One Who Finds Something Fishy About Skinny Gnome Santa?”
22“Crap. They Don’t Make Mangers Like They Used To.”
23“Baby Stepped Out of the Office. We Can Answer Any Questions in Meantime.”
24“Don’t Worry, We’re Here to Help Guard the Scene Against Intruders.”
25“Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Was Worshiped? It was Egypt, 3100 BC…”
26“Really Guys, You Shouldn’t Have with the Gifts and the Myrrh.”
27“You Said You Still Needed a Savior for the Scene. Consider This My Application.”
28“I Heard Someone Here was Looking for Wise Men?”
29“Everything Alright in There? Just Checkin’ In.”
30“May I Tell Baby Who’s Calling?”
31“Sorry Dude, We’ve Already Got a Shepard. Try the Scene Next Door.”
32“Nom Nom Nom… Oh Hey! Just… Checking for Leaks.”
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33“On This, the Day of Your Baby’s Birth, I Offers Him the Gift of Laser-Eyed Protection.”
34“Sorry, but I Can Assure You: He was More of a Wiseass Than a Wise Man.”
35“Keep It Down. Baby and I Are Trying to Sleep.”
36“How Will Mary Be Able to Have a Baby in Here if She Can’t Even Fit Inside?”
37“The Night Shift Ain’t Gonnna Work Itself.”
38“It Appears Someone Accidentally Broke the Lights While Batting Them. Who Would Do That?”
39“BRB Mary. I Have a Beef to Settle with the Christmas Tree.”
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