You are not getting that hard earned money.
You will not sleep. Human.
Whats yours is mine.
You don’t need that security deposit. Trust me.
You cannot be mad. look at those eyes.
Normal cheese just doesn’t cut it.
I now own all the pillows.
8. Make sure you do a good job of cleaning that litter box.
9. You should appreciate my gifts.
You must escort me everywhere.
If I want some extra toppings on my food, I’ll have them.
Your house is my litter tray.
Because you have poor taste in music.
I wanted to go swimming.
Now you can stay home and look after me.
“You should only ever need to talk to me.”
“Because Im worth it.”
Oopss.
“I was hungry.”
Ohh, ermm…
A cats gotta do what a cats gotta do.
“Because I could.”
Curfews don’t apply.
“You will not sleep if I’m hungry.”
And you thought that you’d be more relaxed with a cat instead of a dog 🙂 Share with friends!
