1You are not getting that hard earned money.
2You will not sleep. Human.
3Whats yours is mine.
4You don’t need that security deposit. Trust me.
5You cannot be mad. look at those eyes.
6Normal cheese just doesn’t cut it.
7I now own all the pillows.
8 8. Make sure you do a good job of cleaning that litter box.
9 9. You should appreciate my gifts.
10You must escort me everywhere.
11If I want some extra toppings on my food, I’ll have them.
12Your house is my litter tray.
13Because you have poor taste in music.
14I wanted to go swimming.
15Now you can stay home and look after me.
16“You should only ever need to talk to me.”
17“Because Im worth it.”
18Oopss.
19“I was hungry.”
20Ohh, ermm…
21A cats gotta do what a cats gotta do.
22“Because I could.”
23Curfews don’t apply.
24“You will not sleep if I’m hungry.”
And you thought that you’d be more relaxed with a cat instead of a dog 🙂 Share with friends!