Cats, man. They are quite the weirdos who do the strangest of things.
Such as putting effort into opening a door when there is a cat door readily available
Or sleeping with a paper bag on their head, and being moody about its removal
They will see an expanse of space and decide to face the wall
Like????
Or they’ll see an open tank and think, Hey, that’s for me
Everyone loves pancakes, except cats, apparently
And pickles can be downright insulting
And they can enjoy licking ice, but WATER? Screw water
Only a cat would venture to use the tiny space available on either side of a full coffee cup
Or the ever-so-gently protruding space on a car door handle
And only a cat has the natural tendency to always be exactly where they shouldn’t be
Exactly…
…where they shouldn’t be
Cats will decide that a nice place to prepare a bed is a full beard
Or a drying towel
Or a slightly open box in a pile of garbage
They’ll hang out in plastic bags for a solid amount of time
And they will VERY INTENSELY LICK those plastic bags
A cat will sit for hours staring out the window, meowing at nothing
Or staring at anything moving or dangling for that matter
Just when you think you are in the clear, cats will attack with a mighty vengeance
But that’s OK. Cats are weirdos and we love them anyway
(h/t: buzzfeed)