Cats, man. They are quite the weirdos who do the strangest of things.
1Such as putting effort into opening a door when there is a cat door readily available
2Or sleeping with a paper bag on their head, and being moody about its removal
3They will see an expanse of space and decide to face the wall
4Like????
5Or they’ll see an open tank and think, Hey, that’s for me
6Everyone loves pancakes, except cats, apparently
7And pickles can be downright insulting
8And they can enjoy licking ice, but WATER? Screw water
9Only a cat would venture to use the tiny space available on either side of a full coffee cup
10Or the ever-so-gently protruding space on a car door handle
11And only a cat has the natural tendency to always be exactly where they shouldn’t be
12Exactly…
13…where they shouldn’t be
14Cats will decide that a nice place to prepare a bed is a full beard
15Or a drying towel
16Or a slightly open box in a pile of garbage
17They’ll hang out in plastic bags for a solid amount of time
18And they will VERY INTENSELY LICK those plastic bags
19A cat will sit for hours staring out the window, meowing at nothing
20Or staring at anything moving or dangling for that matter
21Just when you think you are in the clear, cats will attack with a mighty vengeance
