1“Another friend engaged on Facebook? Is this even statistically possible?!”
2“Why does everyone look at me like this when they find out I’m single?!”
3“No, I’m not seeing anyone right now. Are you?”
4“You really think he’s into me?”
5“She was like, ‘Let’s just be friends.”
6“Would you like to be my life partner?”
7“I’m working on my ‘me time.”
8“You guys go out, I think I’m just gonna stay in tonight.”
9“I shouldn’t have eaten all that ice cream.”
10“Swimsuit season is coming! I must exercise.”
11Why isn’t she texting me?”
12“Do you find this too forward?”
13“I’m working on being more mysterious. I hear boys like that.”
14“I hate feeling like the third wheel.”
15“Wedding magazines depress me.”
16“I just want someone to snuggle with at night.”
17“I wonder if I’ll ever find a nice cat to settle down with?”
18“I don’t even want a boyfriend.”
19“Don’t worry, you’ll find someone someday.”
20Said to best friend: “At least we have each other.”
21“High five for being single.”
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