“Why do we always have to play with YOUR toys?”
“This is the only way to get him to stop crying.”
“Alright, Small Human, you’re going to learn how to build a proper box fort!”
“I’m going to teach you how to properly appreciate a comfy chair.”
“Okay, Tiny Human, why must I always play the evil witch?”
“Your toys are way cooler than mine.”
“Balance is an important part of growing up”
“Come snuggle, it’s cold outside”
“Let me be your personal kitty-guard on this outing.”
“So…they got you sleeping in this huh?”
“Finally, someone who understands my inner royalty.”
“I will gladly be the bumblebee to your ladybug.”
“Learning how to relax is one of the most important lessons in life.”
“Thank goodness you’re home. Please don’t tell her where I am.”
“Don’t worry, I’m watching him”
“I think you need a diaper change… We’ll wait for your parents to take care of that.”
“We’re here, and we’re ready to cause some trouble. Or maybe just eat some snacks.”
“Hmm, I think I have enough blush.”
“See: you fit, you sit!”
“Sometimes it’s nice to just lay back and ponder the complexities of life … and treats.”
“Play hard, then nap hard … or just nap hard.”
“You’re quite a captivating story-teller, Little Human.”
“So … it just sort of hangs there? For us to play with?”
“I’m going to stay up here and watch over you like a responsible kitty-sitter. Unless you start playing with a really fun toy.”
“Okay, I’m completely lost, this story-line is absolutely ludicrous.”
“High-five for being awesome.”
“That’s called a ‘bath tub.’ Don’t trust it. It does evil things.”
“… Okay, I just remembered, I can’t read.”
“Wait, you don’t know what snow is either?”
“Yes, Small Human, I give you permission to pet my fluff.”
“Finally, I get to be the big spoon!”
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