“Me and the dog were just playing, I promise.”
“I just … um. You want some ice cream?”
“I just wanted to feel what it was like to be in your shoes.”
“I was about to … clean this up.”
“We were just dancing! Promise!”
“Well, this is awkward…”
“It’s nothing. Just pet stuff. You wouldn’t understand.”
“Me? Watching Crufts on the Telly? Never!”
“You said you’d be out for at least 30 minutes.”
“We were just…uh…hi.”
“Oh. You’re home. Give me one second – I have to move the furniture back.”
“I wasn’t snooping through your luggage…”
“You could’ve at least knocked.”
“How dare you interrupt my DAYDREAMING!”
“I definitely wasn’t trying to turn off the parental controls, nope! Not me…”
“Uh, what are you doing here?”
“Sometimes I come here to think, OK? It’s not a crime!”
“Nope, we weren’t talking about you while you were gone.”
