1“Da lights is warm is my mouf.”
2“This is some bullshet.”
3“I knew you would return, my precious.”
4“Da heck is dis?”
5“Effin’ Pinterest.”
6“A fake tree. Really, hooman?”
7“No tree is more powerful than I.”
8“I freakin’ love Christmas.”
9“Hoomans just don’t understand.”
10“If i fits, I sits.”
11“I am the star now.”
12“Christmas forever.”
13“You don’t understand my holiday struggles.”
14“We will wake you up at 6 a.m. for the rest of your life for this.”
15“You call this a tree?”
16“Leave me here until January 1.”
17“Da tree warms my cat butt.”
We have to ask, do cats go through a phase of ‘Christmas tree withdraw’ in January? Share with friends!
