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16 Opening Lines To Initiate Small Talk With Your Cat

Sometimes cats aren't good communicators. They prefer to keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves, which makes them the mysterious little creatures that they are. But, that doesn't stop their humans from wanting to learn more about them. It just takes more work to get them to "talk" 🙂 These are the typical small talk starters for cat owners....

December 14, 2018

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“Okay, okay, just five more minutes!”

2
“Come on, give me a hug! Don”t you love me at all?!”

3
“What the hell are you doing in there?!”

4
“Just what do you think you”re doing?!”

5
“You really are useless, aren”t you?!”

6
“Get down from there right now!”

7
“I see someone had a very productive day… Besides sleeping, what have you been doing all day long?”

8
“What? Now you wanna go outside? But I”ve JUST let you in!”

9
“Yeah, okay, I was actually reading here…”

10
“What do you see in this box, I mean really?!

11
“Drop it, you could get hurt!”

12
“And they say cats are smart and wise…”

13
“Sometimes you really do act like you”re a smart guy.”

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“But the next moment you prove me wrong.”

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“You know, you”re strange…”

We wonder if cats truly enjoy being this difficult….share with friends!