1Stepped on cat litter with bare feet.
Every cat owner knows their cat’s true purpose to remove as much litter from inside the tray to outside the tray.
2Found cat litter as far away as possible from the litter tray in your house.
3Kissed them all over their furry lil’ bodies even though they lick themselves all over.
Lick themselves with that butt tongue.
4Felt blessed every time your cat touches you with their paw, even though they use those same paws to bury their poop.
5Given your cat a little bit of your human food.
(Only the non-cat people think this is gross.)
6And letting them lick your plate when you’re done.
It’s just very economical really.
7Gone to work accidentally covered in cat hair.
The lighting is a lot brighter in your office.
8Or just seen actual tumbleweeds of floof rolling about your house.
They seem to magically appear just after you hoover.
9Stepped on a coughed up hair ball.
If you’ve escaped this fate so far – good luck!
10Kind of enjoyed it when you and your cat go to the loo at the same time.
11Literally having to clean up your cat’s discarded prey.
It’s hard facing up to the fact that your cute lil’ kitty is actually a COLD BLOODED MURDERER at heart.
12Got some of the weird gross cat food jelly on your hands.
13Occasionally using the same bowls for cat food and human food.
You wash them!
14And using your hairbrush on them.
15Accepting that your cat’s asshole has touched every surface in your home.
16But all the gross stuff is 100% worth having a lil’ kitty as your best friend.
Are these acceptable you think? Or just plain gross? Share with friends!
