4CVS Cat


Cat, you do not belong in that bag. Prescription drugs, overpriced snacks, and Dr. Scholl’s orthotic inserts belong in that bag. You belong on the ground, like a cat.
8 8. Hosed


Do you ever just feel like you’re trapped? Like you can’t move? Like you’re being encircled by some sort of cylindrical, polymer based water-shooting device? That last part is a no? Oh. Guess that’s where this metaphor ends.
12When You Stick Your Head In Where It Doesn’t Belong


… And want to slink quietly back into the corner