1There is no social pressure to feign interest.
2And nobody judges you for spending the day in full lounge mode.
3Come to think of it, people are slightly intimidated by you.
4It’s also very easy to get your way when you’re a ball of fluffy cuteness.
5Two words: Constant massages.
6Also, when you’re feeling loving, it’s very easy to make friends.
7And sitting on just about anyone’s lap is A-okay.
8It’s also easy to float under the radar when you want to.
9And keeping yourself entertained is never a problem.
10Agility. Incredible agility.
11And the most satisfying contented face that ever was.
12Public nudity is completely socially acceptable.
13As is public bathing.
14The day’s biggest worry is keeping track of that ball of yarn.
15And oh yeah, nine lives.
There’s no doubt about it. Cats are set for life! Share with friends!