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15+ Of The Best “I Don’t Own A Cat” Moments That Have Ever Happened To Humans

Have you ever been woken up by strange noises downstairs? Heard an unfamiliar meowing sound outside your window? Oh, it's just a cat you say but...wait you don't have a cat? Well we are breaking the news to you, now you do. If you thought that it's hoomans who choose their fluffy companions, you've couldn't have been more wrong. Cats are known to have their own unique ways of doing things and don't even get us started on cat logic. Picking their masters (or servants) for this matter is no exception. Some charm their way into adoption through gentle purring and the disarming power of the Puss in Boots eye stare. Others... well, trespass and stake their claim to your household.

November 22, 2018

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“My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today”

2
“Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day…”

3
“This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother’s Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy… Meet Popeye”

4
“So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink… This Is Not My Cat..”

5
“Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing… Turned Around To See This Guy”

6
“Woke Up This Morning To This…

7
“Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard”

8
“There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!”

9
“This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now

10
“Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole… I Don’t Own A Cat… Is This How You Get A Cat?”

11
“Found This Little Guy In My Parent’s Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose”

12
“This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!”

13
Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised”

14
“We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy”

15
“So, I Came Home To This… I Don’t Own A Cat”

16
“I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don’t Even Own A Cat! This Is It… This Is How I Die”

17
“Came Home To This. I Don’t Own A Cat”

18
“This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We’re Bros. I Call Him Oj”

19
“Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed….. I Don’t Have A Cat”

20
“Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don’t Have A Cat”

21
“So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise… Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?”

22
“He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn’t Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don’t Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?”

23
“The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello”

24
“Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don’t Have A Cat”

25
“Our Neighbor’s Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He’s Flowers”

26
“My Dad Just Sent Me This Picture From Our Bathroom. We Don’t Have A Cat”

27
“I Guess I Have A New Cat. This Guy Walked In My Front Door And Made Himself At Home”

28
“There Was A Visitor By My Guest House This Morning”

29
“While Visiting My Girlfriends Family In New York, I Woke Up To This… They Don’t Own A Cat”

30
“Been Working In The Office For An Hour. Turned Around And Saw This. I Don’t Have A Cat”