Forget the catnip! Hide your toilet paper, people! Cats and toilet paper are recipe for chaos. To them, toilet paper serves many relaxing purposes….stress reliever, toy, exercise. They could care less about those wooden poles with feathers hanging off of them. Toilet paper is all they want. But, for cat owners, toilet paper can be the stuff nightmares are made of….
” … We were cold. So. We made a TP blanket.”
“I was just taste-checking this roll!”
“There is no bed more luxurious than a toilet paper nest.”
“I find you offensive, Toilet Paper, and am disposing of you forever.”
“Um … it fell.”
“You will rue the day you decided to exist, Toilet Paper!”
“I just … it looked so fluffy!”
“We were working on our braille. It didn’t go so well.”
“DIE, YOU UNREASONABLY FLIMSY BUTT-PAPER.”
“The evidence is totally circumstantial.”
“I was working on my modern art piece.”
“Ugh, shredding is HARD WORK.”
Cats invented TP-ing houses, for sure…share with friends!