1One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”
2What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
3What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
Why, a catastrophe, of course!
4A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
5Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…
6My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.